Ever get the feeling that your day was going to go the same way his did?
NAME: Don Music
BIO/STATS: A frustrated, wild-haired composer.
APPEARANCES: Sesame Street
FAMOUS FOR: Getting taken off Sesame Street for banging his head on his piano keys and setting a bad example for the viewers.
SPECIAL TALENTS: Banging his head on his piano keys.
Here a few multiple choice questions for you to answer......
1/ What reduced this 30 year old mother to tears this morning?
a) A tantrum throwing almost two year old when she was told off for kicking said mother while nappy was being changed
b) A sock
2/ What reduced this 30 year old mother to tears this morning?
a) An almost two year old who 'REFUSED' to put her shoes on
b) Toast
3/ What reduced this 30 year old mother to tears this morning?
a) The iron will of an almost two year old who wanted to eat cereal while standing on a chair at the kitchen bench
b) A chair
4/ What reduced this 3 year old mother to tears this morning?
a) An almost two year old who wanted to 'stir' the bowl of washing up water with a sharp knife, who then "fell" on the floor screaming, writhing and crying crocodile tears when she was told not to play with the knife
b) A ruler
5/ What reduced this 30 year old mother to tears this morning?
a) An almost two year old who wiped snot down said mothers clean top - and then threw a tantrum because she was told not to do that.
b) Milk
6/ What reduced this 30 year old mother to tears this morning?
a) A 30 year old mother who got so cross that she smacked the almost two year old on the bottom and left a terrible red mark of 4 fingers..........
b) the fact that all of this happened before 8.30am!
2 comments:
Bugga!
I hear ya. We've got a Gastro household right now - thanks to last friday's childcare. My past week was has consisted of washing vomit & poo stained bedding, clothing, carpet, furniture, hair plus placing random buckets and towels around the house for Jarrod to use. All while being sick myself. Even Charlie (the cat) joined in by vomiting orange cat food on my lovely clean, pale pink and white bedspread at 4am on our worst night, minutes after I had crawled back in to bed from cleaning up both Jarrod and Emma. Charming I know!
As a final touch I now feel like I'm under house arrest as I can't return to work till Emma's poos have 'firmed' up and she is allowed back at childcare - I've never wanted to work so much in my entire life!! I'm really a touch tired of sick clingy babies who only want mummy.
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